How to Write a Dating Profile That Attracts The Right Person (Without Sounding Like a Robot)

By: A Matchmaker & Relationship Coach Who’s Seen It All

Let’s be real—writing a dating profile is awkward. You’re trying to sum up your entire personality, interests, and romantic hopes in a few sentences while also avoiding sounding like a LinkedIn bio gone wrong (*"Strategic relationship seeker with 5+ years of dating experience seeking synergistic partner for long-term emotional ROI."*)

But fear not! Whether you’re swiping, scrolling, or filling out a compatibility quiz, these tips will help you craft a profile that attracts the right kind of attention—and maybe even makes someone laugh (because humor is way sexier than a gym selfie).

1. Ditch the Clichés (Yes, That Means “Long Walks on the Beach”)

If I had a dollar for every profile that mentions "I love to travel, laugh, and enjoy good wine," I’d be sipping margaritas on a private island right now.

Instead of vague platitudes, be specific.

❌ "I love adventures!"✅ "Last year I went skydiving and screamed the entire way down. Still proud of myself for not passing out mid-air."

See the difference? One makes you sound like every other profile. The other makes someone think, "Wow, this person is actually interesting."

2. Show, Don’t Tell (This Isn’t a Resume)

Saying "I’m funny" is like saying "I’m humble"—if you have to say it, it’s probably not true. Instead, let your personality shine through.

❌ "I have a great sense of humor."✅ "I once convinced my cat we were in a spy movie. He’s still suspicious of the Roomba."

Bonus points if you can make someone snort-laugh while reading your profile.

3. Be Honest (But Maybe Skip the Weird Stuff… at First)

Yes, authenticity is key, but leading with "I collect toenail clippings in a mason jar" might scare off even the most open-minded matches.

Instead, highlight your quirks in a fun way:

❌ "I’m a weirdo."✅ "I have strong opinions about which way the toilet paper roll should face (over, obviously) and will die on this hill."

Save the really niche hobbies for the third date.

4. Photos: Less Mystery, More You

Your main photo should:✔ Be clear (no sunglasses, no Snapchat filters, no blurry Sasquatch shots).✔ Show your face (yes, even if you "look better from the left").✔ Include at least one full-body shot (so no one’s surprised when you show up 6’5" instead of 5’6").

Pro Tip: Avoid group photos where you’re indistinguishable from your friends. If I have to play "Where’s Waldo?" to figure out which one you are, I’m swiping left.

5. What Are You Actually Looking For?

If you want a relationship, say it. If you’re just looking for fun, be upfront. No one likes a bait-and-switch.

❌ "I don’t know what I want, let’s see where things go!" (Translation: "I will ghost you after three dates.")✅ "Looking for someone to binge-watch true crime with, debate the best pizza toppings, and eventually split a Costco membership with."

6. End With a Conversation Starter

Instead of "Message me if you want," give people an easy way in.

✅ "Tell me your most controversial food opinion (pineapple on pizza? Cold pizza for breakfast?)."✅ "What’s the last thing you Googled at 2 AM? Mine was ‘Can dogs sense ghosts?’ (Asking for a friend.)"

Final Thought: Your Dating Profile Is an Ad… for You

You wouldn’t sell a Tesla by saying "It’s a car. It drives. Maybe." So don’t sell yourself short. Be fun, be real, and trust that the right person will appreciate exactly who you are.

Now go forth and swipe wisely. And if all else fails, just lead with "I’ll let you have the last slice of pizza." That’s true love right there.